Cryptic Crossroads Podcast
You've currently stumbled across the crossroads of dark and humor. Stick around to get smart and stupid all at once!
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Episodes
58 episodes
What can I say, you might just die in two years.
Well well well, the world is ending. The South Pole multiplied. Aliens came and made a statement. You might be able to teleport 400 billion some miles away... once. Welcome to the podcast.#comedy #horror #itsweird #humor #wtf #eatyourhea...
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Season 2
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Episode 58
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55:49
Old maps got ICE CAPS
Would you ride this "horse" into the sunset? I personally would. Also, who tf created all these Vatican horror movies? Is there any truth to their stories?? #comedy #horror #itsweird #humor #wtf #eatyourheartout #podcast #ImPissed ...
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Season 2
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Episode 57
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44:59
Why shouldn't I move to the South??
Sorry for the late post... Someone was under the weather *cough cough* Literally. I don't know if it's just me or do you think I'd blend in in the south???RIP Pope...#comedy #horror #itsweird #humor #wtf #eatyourheartout #podcast ...
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Season 2
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Episode 56
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37:47
Extinct sh*t coming back. Good? Bad? Cool? Vlaad?
If you didn't know, I almost gave Reid a heart attack after recording this... I didn't think it recorded and he told me it wasn't a good April Fools joke... If only he knew I wasn't joking. Please enjoy this string of new(ish) event...
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Season 2
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Episode 55
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53:28
Ohhhhh Ickabarr...
Ickbarr Bigelsteine is one dude I would not want to piss off. (Word of advice for all current and future parents... DO NOT MAKE DEMONIC TOYS FOR YOUR CHILDREN!)#comedy #Horror #itsweird #humor #wtf #eatyourheartout #podcast #trusttheproc...
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Season 2
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Episode 54
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42:13
Bibbidy Bobbidy BOOP out this b*tch
So... There was a frog, King, Queen, Princess, Witch, and maybe even a magical pig man that has crazy powers and snorts a lot. Enjoy all of the weird things!#comedy #horror #itsweird #humor #wtf #eatyourheartout #podcast #trustthepro...
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Season 2
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Episode 53
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43:29
We need to talk about what's under the pyramid.
Only 3 months into 2025 and we've already got so much going on... Stay tuned for everything else being unveiled.#comedy #horror #itsweird #humor #wtf #eatyourheartout #podcast #trusttheprocess #sydneyaustralia
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Season 2
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Episode 52
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43:53
You can cure my hangover HOWWW?!
I would like to cure your hangover here or there. I would love to cure your hangover everywhere.#comedy #horror #itsweird #humor #wtf #eatyourheartout #podcast #ImPissed #trusttheprocess
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Season 2
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Episode 51
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46:06
Is it a bird or plane or a car that is the next pigeon spy?
Well, you tell us what you got out of this conversation. I can't tell if we are just losing brain cells or not at this point. #comedy #horror #itsweird #humor #wtf #eatyourheartout #podcast #ImPissed #trusttheprocess
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Season 2
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Episode 50
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46:00
Third Eye OPEN
Why do all of these things happen? What is going on? Who is opening our third eyes?#comedy #horror #itsweird #humor #frogpeople #wtf #eatyourheartout #podcast #trusttheprocess #ImPissed
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Season 2
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Episode 49
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36:07
If Frog People Invaded
Season 2 Episode 48So... If one day we are discovered by a population that has a 2% increase of intelligence over the human race, what do you think would happen?#comedy #horror #itsweird #humor #wtf #eatyourheartout #podcast #trus...
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Season 2
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Episode 48
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51:08
Is Water Wet?
Well, I think we are all pissed about something and there's still so much more to say. Stay tuned to hear all about it in this episode!#comedy #horror #itsweird #humor #wtf #eatyourheartout #podcast #ImPissed #trusttheprocess
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Season 2
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Episode 47
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37:02
Martians, Egyptians, Atlanteans, OH MY
Do you listen to the news everyday? How about once a week? No, the "news" you see on Facebook doesn't count. No? That's what I thought. Quit judging me and just listen to the podcast already... Mars, we're coming for you. Unless you already cam...
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Season 2
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Episode 46
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47:25
ITS F*CK*NG WEIRDDDDDDD
Welcome back, welcome back!! Exciting news on this journey... THE NEW PC IS ON ITS WAY HERE! So much more fun will be coming with that, so make sure you stay tuned!#comedy #horror #wtf #humor #eatyourheartout #sydneyaustralia #podcast #i...
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Season 2
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Episode 45
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42:39
Seriously. It really P*SSES ME OFF!
Well... Still, not much but everything all at once. You are in for a treat this time. ENJOY!#comedy #horror #humor #wtf #eatyourheartout #sydneyaustralia #podcast #trusttheprocess #ImPissed
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Season 2
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Episode 44
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44:09
Why the f*$k shouldn't I keep rambling?
I can't even start to tell you where this episode will take you, but I am sitting here, drinking my coffee and all I can think about is how much we appreciate all of the support that we've gotten from you all so far! Thank you guys so much for ...
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Season 2
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Episode 43
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49:50
They hold food, babies, and now ENERGY????
Talk about a last minute episode!! Coming in clutch, this egg is one for the books... or the book shelf??#comedy #horror #humor #wtf #eatyourheartout #podcast #eggs4days #trusttheprocess #sydneyaustralia
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Season 2
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Episode 42
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57:21
What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
Jokes, folklore, jokes, and more folklore. Enjoy the new year with your favorite podcast!#comedy #horror #humor #wtf #EatYourHeartOut #podcast #trusttheprocess
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Season 2
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Episode 41
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38:13
HOHOHO you bunch of Wood Boogers
WTF is a Wood Booger and why haven't I found one myself??!?Don't miss out on this limited edition merch from yours truly. Sydney, if you are listening, please get in contact!!!#woodbooger #momos #comedy #horror #hu...
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Season 2
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Episode 40
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48:14
Eat your heart out.... or just put your brain into a jar
As science and technology improve, so do our theories about the world ending. This is what it's coming to folks... all wrapped up into one perfect little podcast.#comedy #area51 #horror #humor #eatyourheartout #wtf #astralprojection ...
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Season 2
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Episode 39
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49:44
If only we could stop losing 8ft caskets...?
Everything good and bad has a secret. All secrets should be hidden and never revealed. Left alone to be long lost and forgotten... said NO ONE EVER!Dear Government, Please stop covering up the secrets to unlocking The Sphynx.
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Season 2
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Episode 38
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1:04:28
Future, here we come. Handbags and all.
Do you guys think that we were left here by the future generations so that we could solve incoming problems before they arrive? I'm sure we all have theories, but no one knows the truth. Oh... and by the way. The movie is called District 9, whi...
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Season 2
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Episode 37
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55:20
The amount of bullsh*t that comes out of our mouths....
I don't even know who sounds more absurd in this episode... which is hard.#astralprojection #comedy #horror #humor #wtf #podcast #trusttheprocess #HappyThanksgiving
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Season 2
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Episode 36
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47:52
the simulation is dead
Sorry about it... but we did it again! Welcome to our rants about your, mine, and our worlds. We really are bending all straight thoughts and asking all of the questions. Are there any answers? I will let you decide that for yourself!
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Season 2
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Episode 35
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44:20
Please do not steal my body.
We are so close to breaking the simulation you guys. We are about to meet our makers... or game players... or something. Lets see who can break the barrier first!#astralprojection #obe #comedy #horror #humor #wtf #podcast #trusttheproces...
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Season 2
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Episode 34
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1:04:44